{"id":186,"date":"2011-03-02T01:48:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T01:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blanchefury.com\/?page_id=186"},"modified":"2011-03-02T01:48:14","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T01:48:14","slug":"acid-blossums","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blanchefury.com\/index.php\/lost-in-eves-garden\/acid-blossums\/","title":{"rendered":"Acid Blossums"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Acid Blossoms were found in my garden today<br \/>\nI saw them quite plainly, amidst the foray<br \/>\nI pelted them with rocks<br \/>\nThen asked for what they called<\/p>\n<p>You made my life a living hell<\/p>\n<p>The din within exposes a mortal self<br \/>\nContrived and tersely pained<br \/>\nSurmised of all I&#8217;ve feigned<br \/>\nI brood about but find no solace gained<\/p>\n<p>You made my life a living hell<br \/>\nI love you still<br \/>\nI need you, but I&#8217;ll leave you<\/p>\n<p>Copyright 1995, Blanche Fury<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acid Blossoms were found in my garden today I saw them quite plainly, amidst the foray I pelted them with rocks Then asked for what they called You made my life a living hell The din within exposes a mortal self Contrived and tersely pained Surmised of all I&#8217;ve feigned I brood about but find [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":121,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-186","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blanchefury.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blanchefury.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blanchefury.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blanchefury.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blanchefury.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blanchefury.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/186\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blanchefury.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blanchefury.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}